This June, my cousin is planning on getting married in Seattle — and because of this, I first heard of Seattle’s underground. HOW DID NO ONE TELL ME TILL NOW? This is way better even than crypts — crypts just have bones, but this is an underground city! It used to have opium dens and storefronts and pneumonic plague!!!!
Wikipedia even says that one of my very favorite authors, Terry Pratchett, based part of his major fictional city on Seattle’s underground.
I want to go on this tour. And I will. I will take pictures for you, and I will not catch the plague. It will be frickin amazing.

