Headline of the Week: I Smell Dead People

Deceased Celebrities DNA Used to Make Perfume [sic]
Seriously!  They’re doing it!  They’ve even already got Michael Jackson, which seems SUSPICIOUSLY SPEEDY if you ask me.  Though I guess they could have started creating it from his plastic surgery scraps a while ago, and just held on till he died.

(got this from my UrbanDaddy alert this morning)

Don’t Try This At Home, Or Anywhere

I just sampled a new perfume, which I believe is called “Light” (by Parfums Lagerfeld).   It is not light.  I smell like someone else’s grandmother, and I can’t escape it, and it makes me want to dive out my window and wash it off in the Potomac.