Tag Archives: haiku

Morning update

The good.

The yikes (especially this bit: “American officials have known about this vulnerability for years, but they didn’t think enemies would know how to take advantage of it… Now the United States is getting ready to spend as much as $4.5 billion to buy new-generation drones that have the same vulnerability.”  We probably have TEENAGERS who can take advantage of it.  Don’t you watch movies?!!)

The friggin finally.

Haiku Friday #1!!!

trio of not

1.
So many lovely
maternity dresses hang
wasted in her house

2.
Dying word, ‘Eclogue’ –
poem where shepherds converse –
awaits new Dark Age.

3.
Once-proud unicorn,
On which reality show
shall I blame your fall?

Ode to Criminal Minds

Evening Relaxation
Garroted joggers –
swimming cars and pet food ads –
filleted prostitutes.

An Oscar-themed Haiku for you!

The creepy priest from
There Will Be Blood follows me,
bagging my groceries.

Free Pizza haiku

Though you are square cut
I savor your grease-tinged spice,
pay price with small talk